i'm up writing. i have an essay in the la weekly tomorrow about getting several songs stuck in your head at the same time. or what i call "mental mashups."
you know what i mean
can i get a whuh whuh.
i am going to invent a new dance called the Pride. It's not gay or having to do with Lions. it's a dance about personal pride. pride in your own badass badassness. one thing i have learned in my professional life over the past three years: there is a lot of haters out there. (yes, you have to say "there is a lot of haters.") it's probably the worst aspect to actually having a career — and nobody ever warned me about it. but the one really cool thing about life is this -- and believe me, if I hadn't actually learned this the hard way, i know this would sound like a cliche: there's always someone "better" than you at any given skill, but no one can be you better than you. here ends the sermon, my children. i feel like a regular oprah.