Hey There, Rosie Odometer:
I just reread that thing about the gyno and it sounded so gross. But you have to believe me, it wasn't. It was charmingly clinical, if just a trace bit flirtatious. Men are insane, the times they pick to flirt. In that moment, it was appreciated, though.
OK, clearly i have nothing to say so I'll "bounce," as the cool kids say.