Top Procrastination Activities Right Now:
1. Staring in hypnotic state of alter-consciousness at the photos on the new Beyonce CD. She's so perfect it's almost certain she recently visited the caramel planet where they dip you in warm liquid caramel and then dust you in gold powder, then freeze you. i heard about that place once when i was visiting the baggy zit planet.
3. that's about it.
4. maybe take a shower
5. more Big Red
6. shit i forgot to return the videos
7. i'm out of tangerine altoid sours
8. my dog is twitching in his sleep
9. i got to got to got to work
ok bye for real. stop buggin me. i'm trying to work, yo.