Thursday, May 15, 2003

Hi, Patriots!

I just called Barbara Boxer's office. It was super-easy. I just hit redial a couple times and it only took about five minutes total. The guy on the other end sounded super cute and I could tell he totally agreed with me.

Phone calls to Senators are worth more than emails but they're really more fun. It's so easy and fun to do! Afterwards, you can reward yourself by getting a big cheeseburger, or an ice cream, or some drugs. Or maybe you can maybe try and make out with that special someone. You're a good red-blooded patriot, go ahead!

If you don't know who to call, go to this link and click on "Get Local," then "Your Elected Officials." They're all there with emails and phone numbers and stuff.



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