Saturday, January 11, 2003

One More Thing, Mister:

If you want to make a girl who likes you like you even more, here's what you do: Call her up, and then throughout the conversation, call her by name as much as you can, and say it with an almost-imperceptible degree of reverence. For example:

"Yeah, Kate, I know what you mean. But don't you think the mechanized bears were partly at fault?"

"Not too many bands have been able to pull that off, Kate. Stripes and plaids are a dangerous game."

"That's the problem with rutabagas, Kate."

Just a tip.


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