Wiggly Pigs In Blankets:
don't wanna to bug my friend heather havrilesky, who does a great blog with an advice-column angle to it.... but i was bored and tired of my own voice (i mean, within reason, of course) and i thought... maybe i'll be better if i'm responding to someone else's problem.
so if you have any advice you need, send me an email (firstname.lastname@example.org) or write a comment.
as all my friends know, i am a master of romantic relationships and give priceless advice on the subject.
i have so completely mastered the mystery of romantic relationships, I no longer need to have them.